jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(via treecool)



kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

(via lions-inn-cages)


voxamberlynn:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

PAHAHAHA the grass blade part got me.

(via lions-inn-cages)


(via barakat1818)


College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

(via lions-inn-cages)



c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

(via lions-inn-cages)


spicyshimmy:

oh shit quick say somethingahahhaha HAHAHA oh god well uh haahHAHHA what’s a word hahaHA oh good god he’s onto  me??? !!! UH LOGICAL MR SPOCK LOGICALLY HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH ncc seventeen oh fuckin done get me out of this mess

(via spockshair)


peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

(via lions-inn-cages)