women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(via treecool)


I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.


I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

(via lions-inn-cages)



vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

PAHAHAHA the grass blade part got me.

(via lions-inn-cages)

(via barakat1818)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

(via lions-inn-cages)


Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

(via lions-inn-cages)


oh shit quick say somethingahahhaha HAHAHA oh god well uh haahHAHHA what’s a word hahaHA oh good god he’s onto  me??? !!! UH LOGICAL MR SPOCK LOGICALLY HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH ncc seventeen oh fuckin done get me out of this mess

(via spockshair)


either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

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